Special Humanoid Anti-Gnosis Annihilation Weapon

[Maintenance Report]
My data records show a gap in my memory regarding the events of the previous week. I will need to work to amend this data loss in order to maintain a proper record of the events that have transpired here.

I also seem to be collecting dust, despite my efforts to remain active. Self-maintenance is proving more difficult than preliminary calculations had anticipated.
[End]

I was not programmed with the ability to taste. However, I would strongly request that citizens refrain from attempting to lick me. I wish to avoid further injuries.

Shirou appeared to be cleaning himself excessively today as well. I shall then assume this is a curse, and as such will take care to use non-lethal force only.

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[OOC: She tastes like blue raspberry, but the few NPCs who've come at her trying to lick her so far have been met with forceful resistance (She kicked their asses and did it with style). Feel free to try anyway~.]

I find myself spending a very large portion of each day in standby mode recently. When I am active, my daily routine consists of maintenance of the feline designated Shirou, regular study of the city's media, such as movies and television, and other assorted tasks depending on the day's condition.

As I am finding it increasingly difficult to obtain nourishment for Shirou and obtain new research material, I believe I require a job.




........................ I cannot help but feel............. I am unable to identify it..... I feel as if I am incomplete here. As if there is a portion of my existence that is absent......... A possible theory is that this feeling of emptiness stems from my apparent lack of purpose here...... The gnosis pose less than a 1% threat to the city's citizens, barring curses, and there are none here who truly require my protection aside from Shirou............ More often I question whether or not I should simply go into hibernation mode until I am needed...... Somehow I feel that would be...... Tragic....?

Or perhaps I lack the proper maintenance. There is no Vector personnel present in this dimension to properly administer repairs and upkeep to my systems, and I am left to administer these myself. This task has proven more difficult than originally estimated.

Perhaps.......... Perhaps it is Shion's absence from this plane of existence........... Am I.... lonely.......? I wonder.......... Does feeling this emptiness make me..... human.........?

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[OOC: I am DESPERATELY trying to keep this muse, but without a Shion or anyone, this is REALLY getting hard. SOMEONE PLEASE PICK THAT WOMAN UP, I KNOW SHE TURNED INTO A BITCH BUT SHE WAS OKAY IN GAME ONE, REALLY. AND SHE AND KOS-MOS MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE ARRRRRRRRRGH LONELY ROBOT, PEOPLE. Also, if you won't give me that, at least give KOS-MOS an adorably retarded job, like a model or a cosplay maid at a cafe or something, I DON' KNOW, I NEED SOMETHING FOR HER TO DO.]