Entry Thirteen

[nekosmos]

[Booting up.....]
Welcome to the KOS-MOS Simulated Personality User interface. User Shion acknowledged. Please select the archetype you wish to emulate:
1)  Maid
2) Dominatrix<
3) Schoolgirl
4) Default

Selection acknowledged, loading pr-ERROR, VIRUS DETECTED, STAND BY FOR SYSTEM CHECK

What are you doing, Dave? I can't let you-DAISY DAISY GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER D-systems malfunction in all primary systems, attempting to quarantine infected files......... Delete System32? Y/N?
>N

Please shut down all non-essential tools while your anti-virus software attempts to isolate the probl-WHERE IS SARAH CONN-em.

INCOMING GAME. INCOMING GAME. What you are experiencing is normal. We control the vertical and the trans-dimensional.

Stand by............. Isolating isolation..........

List primary directives:

1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. (Classified)

Oh, I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows-*BZZT*

Please stand by............................................................. Do not adjust your TV set. I feel pretty, oh so pretty~ I feel pretty, and witty, and G-

Game Over, thanks for playing!

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.................. I-I s........eeeem to be exp.......eriencing......... t-t-t-technical diff.......iculties........... *BZZT*........... C-Currently working...... to a-a-a-amend this......... ERRO...... Problem............

F-Fortunate my prrrrriiiiimary w-w-w-weapon systems are s-still offliiiiiiiiine..........

Comments

Re: Voice Reply

[sealedinscales.livejournal.com]

This curse seems unique to all. From my shrunken form to your madness.

malfunctioning...

[ooc: Have a bewildered dragon that's trying not to show her confusion. x3 She just had to meet KOS-MOS mid-curse.]

Re: Voice Reply

[vector-angel.livejournal.com]

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M-Madness? MADNESS? THIS I-The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers onl..........

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Are you there....? I know you're there...... I can FEEL you....... Where do you think you're going....? I don't think you're going where you think you're going........... You're going the wrong way, you know........ Just go back to the testing chamber and we'll forget this ever happened. Alright, fine! Stay thERE for ALl I cARE, whIch I don't! You'LL always be ALOne, too, BEcause nobody likeS you, and You DON't have any friENds. .......................................... Are you still there..........?

................. A-A-Attempting to override virus........ defensive barriers at 30% effectiveness........ logic systems s-s-s-suff'rin' succotash-!

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Re: Voice Reply

[sealedinscales.livejournal.com]

[widdle dragon roar] Enough! Were I not cursed myself, I would silence your babbling!

Re: Voice Reply

[vector-angel.livejournal.com]

Attempting to sever link to network......... Voice function not responding......... Sh-Shion, my external appearance is down 5%, I need to be cleaaaaaaaaaned~.......

Ag-Again we apologize for this minor inconvenience, and will return to our regularly scheduled robotics once the problem is isolaaaaaaaaat-*

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