Entry Thirteen

[nekosmos]

[Booting up.....]
Welcome to the KOS-MOS Simulated Personality User interface. User Shion acknowledged. Please select the archetype you wish to emulate:
1)  Maid
2) Dominatrix<
3) Schoolgirl
4) Default

Selection acknowledged, loading pr-ERROR, VIRUS DETECTED, STAND BY FOR SYSTEM CHECK

What are you doing, Dave? I can't let you-DAISY DAISY GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER D-systems malfunction in all primary systems, attempting to quarantine infected files......... Delete System32? Y/N?
>N

Please shut down all non-essential tools while your anti-virus software attempts to isolate the probl-WHERE IS SARAH CONN-em.

INCOMING GAME. INCOMING GAME. What you are experiencing is normal. We control the vertical and the trans-dimensional.

Stand by............. Isolating isolation..........

List primary directives:

1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. (Classified)

Oh, I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows-*BZZT*

Please stand by............................................................. Do not adjust your TV set. I feel pretty, oh so pretty~ I feel pretty, and witty, and G-

Game Over, thanks for playing!

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.................. I-I s........eeeem to be exp.......eriencing......... t-t-t-technical diff.......iculties........... *BZZT*........... C-Currently working...... to a-a-a-amend this......... ERRO...... Problem............

F-Fortunate my prrrrriiiiimary w-w-w-weapon systems are s-still offliiiiiiiiine..........

Comments

[vector-angel.livejournal.com]

Good news. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable, while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.

Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses. Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin..........

*BZZT*

P-P-Please disr-eeeeegard my s-s-statements for 2daaaaay...........