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One 18.25 lbs package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
Fish shaped solid waste
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Pull and peel licorice
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment

Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish
1 cup lemon juice
Alpha resins
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins
And volatile milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
2 cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire
1 large rhubarb
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb
2 tbsp rhubarb juice
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric needle injector
Cordless electric needle injector
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Cranial caps
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals; that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

....................... I do not believe that such a cake would be edible, much less by one such as myself.

Date: 2008-05-08 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mildlyreckless.livejournal.com
...That sounds like quite a cake.

Date: 2008-05-08 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vector-angel.livejournal.com
I am not 100% certain that it is indeed a cake at all.

Rather a biological weapon.

Date: 2008-05-08 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mildlyreckless.livejournal.com
You probably shouldn't make that one then.

Date: 2008-05-08 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vector-angel.livejournal.com
Possibly.

However, should the receiving party be the city's deities, I do not believe the cake's lethality matters.

Date: 2008-05-08 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mildlyreckless.livejournal.com
Oh, you're making them for the deities?

Date: 2008-05-08 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vector-angel.livejournal.com
I do need to eat the cake and I do not wish to serve it to the feline living with me. Aside from Sakura, whom I am not willing to poison either, I have no other parties to send the pastry to.

Date: 2008-05-08 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mildlyreckless.livejournal.com
Well, that makes sense!

Date: 2008-05-08 10:43 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2012-07-22 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gonroffaxaq.livejournal.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI

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Date: 2012-07-24 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oqkos211.livejournal.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI

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